Dumb Shit the Bible Says

"But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water."

— 2 Peter 3:5

I'm sorry, but this just seems like a wholly inefficient way to make a fucking planet. You're God; you know good and well that eventually you're going to need some land for Adam and Eve to walk around on. Why are you wasting time fucking around with water?